ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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