Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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