my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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