Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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