I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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