nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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