I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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