1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I could fuck to npr.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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