her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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