In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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