Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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