Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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