Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
