So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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