that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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