Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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