Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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