What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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