I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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