i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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