what if I'm pregnant?
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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