apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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