i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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