just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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