Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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