Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You are a genius and a whore.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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