Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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