fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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