at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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