shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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