Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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