hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm too high and old for this...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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