just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am spending my child support on dildos
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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