fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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