I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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