He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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