how can u be prego again
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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