How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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