Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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