I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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