His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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