Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm like, not good at living.
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