Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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