Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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