I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
