She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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