So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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