So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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