glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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