I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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