just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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